What tool is most helpful in a math classroom? Multi-pliers.Why was the geometry teacher late to class? She sprained her angle.What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless.Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.What are ten things you can always count on? Your fingers.Yoda lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Needle who? Needle little help right now! Orange who? Orange you going to let me in? Look who? Look through the peephole and find out. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold outside. What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.How did the cabbage win the race? It was a-head.Why was the computer chilly? It left a window open.What did the mom flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!.Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake.Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.Where will you find Friday before Thursday? A dictionary.What has a head and tail but no body? A coin.How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? Moatzarella.What do you cakes and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.
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